|
Slave Lake, Most romantic thing everrr. want a fun Erie Pennsylvania friend. Xxx want sex dating Olive Oil!
'EY THERE! So... I'm a virgin. I'm not a complete numbskull, I know what to do, I just haven't had the practice and nobody is willing to give me a chance to rectify that. I'm HWP, tall, clean and manscaped and well-endowed with short, buzzed hair; I'm kind of shy when you first meet me, but I'm a real smartass if you get to know me (a respectful smartass, though). I won't have the house to myself for another month, if at all, so if not you're place, we'll have to resort to creativity (God forbid) to find a place to frolic around. So what about you? Are you a virgin? If so, maybe we could help each other out? If you're not a virgin, do you want to share tips with someone who is good at listening? (I rather doubt you would, but in the off-chance...) I have no idea what "Misc. Romance" is supposed to constitute, but since this isn't exactly standard and the casual encounters section is just ridiculous, I'm pinning this here. This can be an NSA, or this can be a FWB, we'll see what happens. I'm real and you can tell because I'm about to tell you my opinion about the weather today and something about how well the Ducks are doing even though the season hasn't started. There's also a crater on the moon and somewhere in the universe, a star just died. . . Commence spamming or complete silence. |