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Bad news: the other day I was really, really horny.
Good news: I got on Craigslist and put up an ad!
Bad news: it wasn't easy for me to write anything as interesting, charming and funny as I actually am in person.
Good news: I came up with something halfway decent! And I got a LOT of responses!
Bad news: all the responses were spam. Most were from someone named "Madison."
Good news: it's another beautiful evening in South Florida, the most fun single women wants sex Austin Texas part of the world ... or at least the most fun part of this half of Florida ...
Bad news: I'm still really, really horny.
Good news: hopefully you are too, and you're looking for a kind, creative, experienced man who knows how to satisfy a woman!
Bad news: there's a high probability I'll get a dozen emails from "Madison" responding to this post.
Good news: if you answer this ad with the words "Madison is a complete bitch" in the subject line, I'll know at least one of my responses is actually real this time!
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